fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

(via phobias)

sparklefap:

my hobbies include listening to the same album on repeat and being a bitter asshole

(Source: ohdinglehopper, via punkbread)

punkbread:

hating people takes so much energy i dont know how u guys do it

  • waking up: haha fuck

internetexplorers:

dont ask me for advice i’ll accidentally ruin your life

(via punkbread)